Guerrilla Bone Split Swim Trunks

Two Legs. One Mission. Full Rebellion. These aren’t vacation shorts. They’re tactical swimwear for the biohacker, the beach anarchist, the forager in flip-flops. The left leg is blackout bold and emblazoned with the Death Pharm Guerrilla Logo in full color on the front, and the Bone White wordmark on the back. The right leg flips the battlefield with a white background, patterned wall-to-wall with the Bone White wordmark, like an encrypted signal. Swim fast. Move smart. Look dangerous. Functional Specs for the Amphibious Rebel: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex Silky-soft, anti-chafe mesh inner liner Water-repellent four-way stretch microfiber Elastic waistband with adjustable drawcord Deep mesh side pockets for stashing forbidden snacks or flash drives Hidden interior pocket for small valuables or microdoses UPF 50+ protection – because the sun’s not your only enemy Lightweight: 5.13 oz/yd² — dries fast, fights harder Ethically sourced blank base from China Blackout left. Whiteout right. Tactical contrast by design. Made-to-order. No waste. No sweatshop mass runs. Just swim trunks that double as swim statements. Unfuck your body. Starve the machine. Return to the source. Viva la Fungi.